George Michaels Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym

Who knew George Michael's ""Last Christmas""... was about the coroner?

In tribute to James Earl Jones, a Darth Vader joke. Darth Vader walks into a record store and asks if they have a copy of George Michael's first studio album. The clerk says they are sold out, to which Vader responds, "I find your lack of Faith disturbing"

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