Geoff Jokes

"I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it." Guys named Geoff.

A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now

""Is anyone here named Jeff?"" Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos

What did the Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? (and two other Buddhist jokes) One with everything What kind of vacuum cleaner did the Buddhist buy? One with no attachments What did the Buddhist eat for breakfast? Omellete [credit to my friend Geoff for first two]

After a visit to the circus Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. ""I didn't think much of the knife thrower did you?"" said Geoff. ""I thought he was great!"" enthused Don. ""Well I didn't"" said Geoff. ""He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once.""

A man enters a party and says "Is anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff raised his hand and said "Yes." Geoff raised his hand and said "Yeos."

Anybody here named Jeff? Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"