Anybody here named Jeff? Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"

"What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?" "An octopus?" "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend.

"I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it." Guys named Geoff.