The Young Nun A young nun was assigned by the Mother Superior to help old Father O'Malley with his Sunday night bath. The next morning, the older nun asked the young girl if she had had any difficulties. ""Oh no,"" the nun smiled. ""As a matter of fact, I attained eternal salvation."" The Mother was puzzled. ""What do you mean?"" ""Well, Father O'Malley took my hand and put it between his legs. He told me that right there was the key to heaven. Then a miracle happened. The key to heaven grew in …