The Young Nun A young nun was assigned by the Mother Superior to help old Father O'Malley with his Sunday night bath. The next morning, the older nun asked the young girl if she had had any difficulties. ""Oh no,"" the nun smiled. ""As a matter of fact, I attained eternal salvation."" The Mother was puzzled. ""What do you mean?"" ""Well, Father O'Malley took my hand and put it between his legs. He told me that right there was the key to heaven. Then a miracle happened. The key to heaven grew in …

Heaven Between Legs A nun went to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear a confession. "Mother, today I experienced the pleasures of the flesh. Father Saunders came to me and told me I had the gates to Heaven between my legs. He then told me he had the key to Heaven and put it in the gates." "Why that lying ba***rd !" the Mother Superior screamed. "For years he has told me it was Gabriel's trumpet and I've been blowing it!"