Gabe Jokes

Gabe Newell dies... ...and winds up in purgatory. He meets a man there and asks him how to leave the purgatory and live again. The man says, ""You must descend to the third level of this existance, then and only then will you live again."" Gabe agrees and quickly spots stairs down to the second level. On that second level, he is soon enveloped in a thick blanket of fog. He wanders for years, never finding that staircase down to his freedom. Gabe falls to his knees and screams into the fog. Sudde…

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game? Angry Nerds

Mrs Sally's Kindergarten class. Mrs Sally's kindergarten class was coming in from recess. As the children walked in Mrs Sally asked them what they did during recess. The first child was a little white boy named Jimmy. ""Now Jimmy, what did you do today during recess?"" Said Mrs Sally. Jimmy said ""I played in the sand box with Karli and Gabe!"" ""That's great, Jimmy! If can spell 'sand', I'll give you a cookie."" Said Mrs Sally ""S-a-n-d, sand!"" Gloriously belted Jimmy. ""That's right, Jimmy!""…