Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)#French Press#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've been working out at Starbucks lately. Hitting the french press.#Starbucks#French Press#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One of my terrorist friends decided to bomb our only good coffee machine in all of Yemen... Pissed as hell, he said he hates french press#Yemen#French Press#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My roommate asked me why I'd invited a bunch of Parisian newspaper men over for breakfast. I told him I always make coffee with the French press.#French Press0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does ISIS drink instant coffee? Because they hate French press!#French Press#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the french press...#French Press#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Coffee has been banned in France. You probably haven’t heard because the French press isn’t covering the story.#France#French Press0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? Because they hate french press.#French Press#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!#French Press#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS? They both hate the French press#French Press#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)#French Press#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press#Frances#French Press#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp