Four Seasons Hotel Jokes

Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets! Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, ""Congratulations! You're the father of twins."" ""That's odd,"" answers the man. ""I work for the Minnesota A nurse says to the second guy, ""Congratulations! You're the father of ""That's weird,"" answers the second man. ""I work for the 3M A nurse tells the third man, ""Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!"…

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man ""Congratulations sir you're the father of twins."" ""What a coincidence!"" the man said with some obvious pride. ""I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."" The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man ""You sir are the father of triplets."" ""Wow that's really an incredible coincidence"" he answered. ""I work for the 3M…

Four men are waiting for their wives in a marital ward. edit: maternity ward, sorry my vocab is crap They're all very anxious about becoming a father. After waiting some time, the doctor appears and congratulates the first man. "Congratulations, your wife had twins!" The man was relieved, but was a bit surprised. "What a coincidence," he told the doctor. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!" Some time later again, the doctor comes out and congratulates the second man. "Congratulations, your …