Forrest They Jokes

Two blondes are walking through a forrest... They come across some tracks and the first blonde says."" I think these are deer tracks"". The second blonde says."" No these look like rabbit tracks"". They keep arguing untill an hour later they were hit by a train.

There is a bear chasing a rabbit through the forrest... They are neck and neck and the bear is almost able to catch the rabbit when he spots a magic lamp. The bear comes to a stop and rubs the lamp with all his might. A genie pops out and says he will grant three wishes to both the rabbit, and the bear. The bear goes first. ""I wish I was the only male bear in this whole forest."" And he was. The bear was excited and let the rabbit take his turn. The rabbit says: ""I wish I had a helmet that fit…