😄 Two blondes are walking through a forrest... They come across some tracks and the first blonde says....

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Two blondes are walking through a forrest... They come across some tracks and the first blonde says."" I think these are deer tracks"". The second blonde says."" No these look like rabbit tracks"". They keep arguing untill an hour later they were hit by a train.

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