First Dudes Jokes

Overheard this in the train, not a joke per se, but I found it funny >Two dudes were talking about moving to US so the first dude's child will have an American education. Dude1: My wife and I were thinking that we should move to the US so our kid will have an American education? Dude2: You dont want to do that. Dude1: Why? Dude2: You are telling me you want to send your child to a place where people cant tell the difference between a clock and a bomb?

Overheard this in the train, not a joke per se, but I found it funny >Two dudes were talking about moving to US so the first dude's child will have an American education. Dude1: My wife and I were thinking that we should move to the US so our kid will have an American education? Dude2: You dont want to do that. Dude1: Why? Dude2: You are telling me you want to send your child to a place where people cant tell the difference between a clock and a bomb?