Federal Government Jokes

The Arrogance of Authority [Source](https://plus.google.com/u/0/108059114686877527512/posts/h4y17P9yTXq) A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, ""I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."" The rancher said, ""Okay , but don't go in that field over there....."", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "" Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"" Reaching into his rear…

A DEA agent and a rancher A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, ""I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."" The rancher said, ""Okay , but don't go in that field over there....."", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ""Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. ""See…

Rancher and the Deputy A Deputy stops at a ranch and talks with the old ranch owner. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.' The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says, 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land. No questions asked or answe…

This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish! A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Montana and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, ""I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."" The old rancher said, ""Okay, but don't go in that field over there."" The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, ""Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the farmer. ""See this b…

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad ""Father how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?"" ""The honest father replies ""Oh I would say at least half of 'em.""

DEA Officer... A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there...", The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this F***ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions…

An FBI agent tells a Montana rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.' The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The agent turns and quickly s in the face of the rancher: 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked or a…

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown dr*gs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allo…

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowe…