Father Knows Jokes

Father Knows Best! An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant! Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ""Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably d…

Father Knows Best A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, ""How does this boat float?"" The father thought for a moment, then replied, ""Don't rightly know, son."" The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, ""How do fish breath underwater?"" Once again the father replied, ""Don't rightly know, son."" A little later the boy asked his father, ""Why is th…