Father John Jokes

A woman walks into a hair salon... And she tells a receptionist ""Make me look beautiful"". The receptionist then hands her a business card. Incredulously, the woman asks the receptionist ""I did not know Father John could cut hair"". The receptionist then responds: ""He doesn't. You come to us if you want a haircut. You go to Father John if you need a miracle"". Everyone talks about dad jokes, my mom just told me this one.

the soap dispensing priest Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it , not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide , he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on …

A priest goes to take a shower late at night..... After going in he realizes that there is no soap and remembers he has soap in his room.And Goes To Get Soap Without Getting Dressed. He Grabs Two Bars Of Soap In His Hands From His Room And Heads Back To The Shower. He Gets Halfway Down The Hall Suddenly He Sees Three Nuns Coming His Way. He Find No Place To Hide Than He Stands Against The Wall And Freezes Like He is A Statue. The Nuns Stop And Comment: ""How Original This Statue Is Looking."" Th…

Father John's Worst Round of Golf Father John woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So ... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father John headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up o…