THE EVE OF CREATION One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, ""Lord, I have a problem!"" ""What's the problem, Eve?"" God asks her. ""Lord,"" she says: ""I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."" ""Why is that, Eve?"" came the reply from above. ""Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples,"" she says. ""Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall creat…