One night Eve shook Adam awake and asked him ""Adam, are you cheating on me?"" Adam groggily replied ""No, of course not Eve... Go back to sleep!"" About an hour later Eve shook Adam awake again. ""How do I know you aren't cheating on me?"" Adam said ""Look Eve, you are the only woman in the world, made by God from my very own rib. I love you and I would never cheat on you. Now, please go back to sleep!"" Another hour passes and suddenly Eve begins poking Adam in the chest. ""EVE"" yells Adam, "…