Two blondes on an ariplane... Two blondes are on a flight from New York to Los Angeles to get to a modeling job. About 30 minutes into the flight, the captain makes an announcement. ""We seemed to have had an engine failure so were are flying on only three out of our four engines. We will be about 1 hour late for arrival in Los Angeles. We apologize for the inconvenience."" The blondes give each other confused looks, shrug their shoulders and then go back taking duck-face selfies with Instagram …