Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land in the Emerald City of Oz. They are finally allowed to visit the great and powerful wizard and Dan Quayle says ""I've had a tough time getting by in Washington and I think I'd like to have a brain"". Newt Gingrich speaks next and says ""I've heard all they say about me and my conservative politics and I'd like to have a heart."" President Clinton speaks last and says ""I'll just take Dorothy.""