Elizabeths Jokes

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. ""A priest. Somebody get me a priest!"" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd----no priest no minister no man of God of any kind. ""A PRIEST PLEASE!"" the dying man says again. Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age. ""Mr. Policeman"" says the man ""I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Catholic. But for fifty years no…

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street. As he lies dying, he calls out, “A priest! Somebody get me a priest!” A man is struck by a bus on a busy street. As he lies dying, he calls out, “A priest! Somebody get me a priest!” A police officer checks the crowd—no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind. Then out of the crowd an elderly man comes over. “Officer,” he says, “I’m not a priest. I’m not even a Catholic. But for 50 years I’ve lived behind St. Elizabeth’s Church, and every night …