What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf.#Ebenezer Scrooge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley#Ebenezer Scrooge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building.#Ebenezer Scrooge#New York City#Grumpire State Building#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!#Ebenezer Scrooge#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love? Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl#Ebenezer Scrooge#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Ebenezer Scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? A Baa-Homburg!#Ebenezer Scrooge#Animals#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!#Ebenezer Scrooge#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp