Drs Office Jokes

[Dr's office] "I have Carrie like reflexes" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No

Dr's office called with lab tests. I can't stress the importance of labeling things in your refrigerator. The lady sounded hysterical and finally was able to tell me the lab results were back on my urine specimen. After repeated testing they confirmed it was apple juice.....

Guy walks into a DR's office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""Hey Doc an you get this guy off my ass""

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little ""m""s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes ""an apple a day"". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. …

A blonde is dying A blonde lady walks into her Dr's office and says 'oh Doctor, I'm dying, I'm dying. The Dr says 'oh my, what's the problem?' She taps her forehead and says 'it hurts here'. She taps her neck and says 'it hurts here', she taps her chest and says 'it hurts here', she taps her stomach and says 'it hurts here'. 'I hurt everywhere Dr, I'm dying'. The doctor exams her and says 'lady, you've got a broken finger!'.

A blonde is dying A blonde lady walks into her Dr's office and says 'oh Doctor