😄 Dr's office called with lab tests. I can't stress the importance of labeling things in your refriger...

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Dr's office called with lab tests. I can't stress the importance of labeling things in your refrigerator. The lady sounded hysterical and finally was able to tell me the lab results were back on my urine specimen. After repeated testing they confirmed it was apple juice.....

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