Donnie Jokes

Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?""

Two guys go to the beach for the weekend. The first guy, Donnie, is getting looks from girls all day long, while Jimmy is ignored. Jimmy is completely blown away by this. They are both about the same size, with similar features. How could Donnie be so much more attractive. They could barely walk anywhere without some hot blonde in a bikini biting her lip and smiling at Donnie while she looked him up and down. By the end of the day Donnie had five of their numbers. That night, after a few drinks,…

At the 3rd grade violin rehearsal ... ... Donnie Corleone Jr. walks in, opens his violin case and unveils, to the shock of all, a tommy gun. The teachers are livid, panic nearly ensues, but Donnie just starts laughing uncontrollably. "What's wrong with you? This is serious! Why are you laughing?" "Because I just imagined dad holding up the bank with my violin."

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife." Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," Donnie repl…