Two politicians die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says ""You get to choose which place you want to go to. I'll show you each place today and you can sleep on it and decide tomorrow."" So he takes them to heaven and everybody's sitting on gold jeweled thrones playing harps and singing God's praises. They both say ""Oh, this looks good."" But St. Peter insists on bringing them to the other place. The Devil answers the door and brings them to a big banquet hall with every kind of food a…