Dennys Jokes

Interviewer: where do ya see yourself in 5yrs Me: going through a Denny's trash bin I: but you might get this job M: haha that's... irrelevant

welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables

If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM. She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again.

[2 friends fighting at Denny's] Chicken: *gritting teeth* I'll have the bacon Pig: *staring down the chicken* And I'll be having the EGGS!

I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit.

If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order.

[2 Humans who definitely aren't lizard people at Denny's] 1: I sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu 2: Right on, fellow human

Today, I got lit, went to Denny's, ordered a t-bone & eggs, and scarfed it all down... I guess you could say... it was a ""high-steaks"" scenario.

Breakfast up north I went to Denny's while up in Alaska one year and ordered the eggs Benedict. To my surprise the waitress brought them to me on a hubcap. Puzzled, I asked why they were served this way and she told me ""there's Nome place like chrome for the hollandaise.""

Time to pun-ish you all! A rope walked into a bar. The bartender looked at it and said, ""Hey! No ropes in here!"" So the rope walked out. Once outside, it twisted upon itself a number of times, then rubbed it's short free end until it was just a bunch of fibers without any organization. Upon completion of this, the rope walked back into the bar. The bartender looked at it and asked, ""Are you a rope?"" The rope responded, ""I am a frayed knot."" A man walked into Denny's shortly before christma…

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam

Do you know what "La Quinta" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's