A little story about my mate Dave So my mate Dave-- he's a pretty good lad. Nice house, nice friends, a solid job. All around he's got an easy life. But there was just one problem. He didn't have anyone to share it with. So, he goes up to my other mate Chris and he says, ""Chris, what's wrong with me, why can't I get a girlfriend?"" ""I'll be honest Dave. It's because you're obsessed with tractors."" And it was true! Dave was absolutely obsessed with tractors. He had tractor wallpaper, bedding, …