Daryl Jokes

If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead

Heimlich Maneuver Two hillbillies, Daryl and John, walk into a steakhouse and sit down at the bar. The two order beers. A woman next to them begins coughing hysterically and puts her hands over her neck to show she was choking. Springing into action, Daryl rushed over to the lady in distress. Grabbing the bottom of her dress, he lifts it up and takes a big lick across her ass. The lady's eyes widened, and in surprise coughed up the piece of steak she was choking on. Speechless, she stares at Dar…

Ain't bubba Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, ""Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."" The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, ""Nope, ain't Bubba."" The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, ""Yup, h…

Daryl and Darrel Daryl: ""Hey Darrel would you like to come to a party?"" Darrel: ""Well that depends, is there gonna be dancin'?"" Daryl: ""Well sure there could be some dancing."" Darrel: ""Is there gonna be any fightin'?"" Daryl: ""I suppose there could be some fightin'."" Darrel: ""Well is there gonna be any love makin'?"" Daryl (chuckling): ""Well there just might be."" Darrel: ""Well that sure sounds fun! What should I wear?"" Daryl: ""Oh it don't make no nevermind, Darrel, it's just gonna…

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, ""Man, what happened to you?"" He said, ""Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up a…