Dantes Jokes

*puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*

Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno They're calling it, ""101 Damnations.""

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations

I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell.

Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'.

Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!