Daniel Jokes

It's 2 am. A teenage girl climbs up a brick wall and slowly shimmies through her open bedroom window "Click!" Suddenly, light quickly engulfs the room. The girl discovers her mother siting on her bed with her right hand on the lamp string and a large angry grin of disapproval on her face. Mother - "What happened to your 12 am curfew?! Where were you??!" Daughter - "Sigh... I'm sorry mom! Yes I meant to call... I was at Shirley's house and lost track of time! Geez!" Mother - "That lie you ju…

My dyslexic friend told me his brother has finally admitted to himself that he's gay. He told me he's in daniel.

Found out last night that I'm both gay and dyslexic. I'm still in daniel.

My friend just found out he’s gay and dyslexic... He’s still in daniel.

My Friend couldn’t believe he was gay and dyslexic He’s still in daniel

I couldn't accept that I was both gay and dyslexic I was in Daniel

Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women.

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic. I was in Daniel.

My friend just found out that he is Gay and Dyslexic... He is still in daniel.

My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel...

What do the ""Damn Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common?

My friend found out recently that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel.

How was school today?,"Mother: “How was school today, Daniel?” Daniel: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother: “Ooh they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Daniel: “What school?”

What do "Damn Daniel" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans

What do the "Damn, Daniel" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans.

What does Damn Daniel and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it with the white vans.

How was school today? Mother: “How was school today, Daniel?” Daniel: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Daniel: “What school?”

Old Moishe was on his deathbed with his three sons around him. "Shimon, are you here?" he asks. "Yes, father, I am by your side," said Shimon. "And you, Daniel?" "Yes, father," said Daniel. "Have no fear, I am here with you." "And Abraham, have you come as well?" "Yes, father," replied Abraham. "I am here, too." Moishe threw up his arms in horror. "Then who is minding the shop?"

Daniel joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“ Get me a coffee quickly!” The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No”, replied the trainee. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!” Daniel shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?” “No”, replied the Managing Director. “Good!”, he replied and put down the phone!