Dan Rather Jokes

A family of potatoes is sitting at the dinner table one night. The eldest daughter speaks up. She says ""Mother, I've got big news."" ""What is it?"" her mother says. ""Oh, mother, I'm gonna get married."" ""Oh are you now?"" her mother replies. ""Who you gonna marry?"" ""I'm gonna marry Irish Red."" ""Oh a fine tater, a very fine tater indeed"" says her mother. Then the middle daughter speaks up: ""I've got big news too, mother!"" ""What is it?"" her mother says. ""Oh, mother, I'm gonna get mar…

Potatoes There are three sister potatoes that are ready to be married but they must first get their father's blessing. The first daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Jimmy Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Jimmy Potato is a great potato!"" The second daughter potato goes to her father and says, ""Dad, I'm going to marry Johnny Potato from across the street"". The father says, ""Oh that's great! Johnny Potato is a great potato!"…

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and la…

The Ant and the Grasshopper CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The …