Topical Jokes for 1/24 SkyMall Magazine has filed for bankruptcy. SkyMall blamed the decline in sales on the fact that stupid people have run out of money. Scientists have proved that hearing jokes and the voices of family members helps coma patients wake up faster. One family started doing a comedy show, and the coma patient sprinted out of the hospital. In New Hampshire, four bears died after they overdosed on chocolate bait. Even more tragic, one of the bear's New Year's Resolutions was to ea…