The State of Affairs in Australian Politics
>Tony Abbott asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
>>"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
>>Abbott then asked, "But how do I know if the people around me are 'really' intelligent?"
>>The Queen thoughtfully took a sip of champagne (as you do) and then said: "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer a…