Clint Eastwood Jokes

BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day""

Metallica got the foreign distribution rights for Clint Eastwood films Kirk was sitting in the mixing booth when Lars popped his head in and asked: ""Hey man, what are you doing""     Kirk replied:     Oh I dub the unforgiven

What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay. *walks away slowly*

Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN.""

Clint Eastwood walks into a bar... The barman says ""What would you like?"" And Clint Eastwood says ""A Dirty Harry""