Winston Churchill enters the Men's room... ... at the House of Commons, and see Clement Attlee, the Head of the Labor Party. Rather than joining Attlee and conversing, Churchill goes to the far end of the piss trough. Attlee says, ""What's the matter Winnie, not feeling sociable today?"" Churchill replies, ""No, it's just that whenever you Socialist boys see something big, you want to nationalize it.""