Christian Grey Jokes

I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail.

Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes.

Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie? "People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!