Chris Hansen Jokes

a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?

Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator.

Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen...""

Whenever I hear kids singing..... Whenever I hear kids singing ""do re mi"" I picture Chris Hansen is hiding in the room somewhere.

Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?""

Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen.

What are the four words you NEVER want to hear? "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen"