RICE JOKES The Ravens should have known when Rice stopped hitting linebackers and started hitting cheerleaders. The Baltimore Ravens released Rice but I heard he will be picked up by the Chris Browns. Rice was just confused. His RB coach told him to hit the holes and he heard Hos. Baltimore's Chinese delivery drivers are all exhausted. Baltimore has banned rice from elevators. Dammit! Just last week I ordered a ""Ray Rice brings the pain!"" t-shirt for $50 and its not even here yet.