Chief Financial Jokes

Accountant An accountant applies for the position of Chief Financial Officer. There are a number of candidates and he is called in for an interview. They ask him a number of questions and one of the panel suddenly says ""What is nine multiplied by four?"" He thinks quickly and says ""Thirty five."" When the interview is over he goes outside, takes out his calculator and finds the correct answer is not thirty five. He thinks ""Well, I blew that"" and goes home very disappointed. Next day he is ru…

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. ""Welcome to Heaven"" said St. Peter. ""Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem. You see strangely enough w…