Catholic Neighbourhood Jokes

Religious traditions Back in the 1950's a Catholic neighbourhood was settling down to eat their Friday night fish when they smelled a delicious steak wafting from the recently-purchased house nearby. The men of the neighbourhood looked and saw their new neighbour having a BBQ. They looked at their fish but remained stoic and ate their regularly scheduled meal. However, this kept going on - Friday after Friday the neighbour cooked a BBQ while they ate fish. They got together to determine what t…

Religious traditions Back in the 1950's a Catholic neighbourhood was settling down to eat their Friday night fish when they smelled a delicious steak wafting from the recently-purchased house nearby. The men of the neighbourhood looked and saw their new neighbour having a BBQ. They looked at their fish but remained stoic and ate their regularly scheduled meal.

A Jewish man moved into a Catholic neighbourhood. Every Friday, the Catholics complained bitterly among themselves because while they had to eat bland fish, the Jew was outside barbecuing delicious, aromatic steaks. Insanely jealous of his superior menu and fearing that they might be tempted to lapse by the smell of the steaks, they decided the only solution was to convert him to Catholicism. It took a sizeable bribe but the Jew eventually agreed and was taken to a priest who sprinkled him with …