A Jewish man moved into a Catholic neighbourhood. Every Friday, the Catholics complained bitterly among themselves because while they had to eat bland fish, the Jew was outside barbecuing delicious, aromatic steaks. Insanely jealous of his superior menu and fearing that they might be tempted to lapse by the smell of the steaks, they decided the only solution was to convert him to Catholicism. It took a sizeable bribe but the Jew eventually agreed and was taken to a priest who sprinkled him with holy water and told the Jew to chant: "Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic." The Catholics were thrilled, convinced that they would no longer have to put up with the maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday, the scent of barbecue once again wafted through the neighbourhood. The Catholics immediately rushed to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him sprinkling water over a steak and chanting: "Born a cow, raised a cow, now a fish." The international financial crisis is so bad that Jewish women are starting to marry for love.