Captain Sir Jokes

Soiled Pirate There once was a noble Pirate who had a very mighty crew. One day, they spotted an enemy ship coming towards them when they were sailing. The Pirate said ""YOU! Go get me red shirt!"" So the young and rising Pirate did as the captain had said. Then a fierce battle took place between the two ships, with the red-shirted Pirate and his crew standing tall. Then one Pirate asked the captain ""Sir, why do ye always wear a red shirt into battle?"" The captain replied ""Because if I get sh…

A Pirates life for me... A first mate says to his captain "sir i have the yearn in me loins, and we haven't made port in weeks what do i do" Captain : "I too have this problem , and have a solution!. when ever ye feel the need, place your self in this hole in the barrel, except on Wednesdays never on Wednesdays" 1st.Mate: "that's a great plan sir, but why not Wednesdays is that when we clean it out?" Captain:"no you slimy dog Wednesdays is your turn in the barrel"