Since it's National Talk Like a Pirate Day, here you go A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"" ""Arrh Not at tall."" the pirate replies, ""I be fine."" The bartender says, ""But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."" ""Arrh!,"" says the pirate, ""We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really."" ""Yeah,"" says the bartender, ""But …