Bush Administration Jokes

During the Bush administration... G. W. was sitting in his office when one of his advisors approached him and said, ""Mr. President, three Brazilian citizens were killed today."" G. W. gives him a pained look and replies, ""Oh my God! How many millions is that?""

Hillary: I Was Beta Testing Yahoo's Password-less Login Scheme Piggybacking on today's announcement of Yahoo's ""On-Demand"" password-less password system, Hillary Clinton revealed the real reason that she had been using a private email account to conduct government business. ""Now that Yahoo has announced they're doing away with passwords, I'm finally at liberty to set the record straight,"" said Clinton. ""The one and only reason that I have been using a personal email account to conduct matte…

The White House I just watched the latest US invasion movie 'White House Down', a film about a hostile force attempting to take control of the American seat of power. Which isn't to be confused with the 2009 Michael Moore documentary 'White House Downs', which chronicled the failed Bush administration.