Building One Jokes

Three construction workers are working on top of a building One is Chinese, one is Polish, and the other is black. On their lunch break, they open up their lunches to see what their wives packed them. The Chinese guy says, ""What!? Egg rolls again!? I hate egg rolls! If I get egg rolls for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off of this building"". The black guy opens up his lunch to find fried chicken. ""What!?"" Fried chicken again!?? I hate fried chicken! If I get fried chicken one more ti…

Two construction workers are working on a building... One working on the first floor, and another on the third. The one on the third floor forgot his saw, so he tried to shout to the other for it, but the wind blocked out the sound. He mimed a sawing motion to the guy below. The other guy saw it, pulled down his pants, and started jerkin it. Furious, the guy on the third floor runs down, and shouts ""What the HELL are you doing?!"" The guy looks at him and says ""I was trying to tell you I was c…