A Chinese family moved into my neighborhood when I was in high school... They had a pair of twins, named Ving and Ling, who were my age. I liked Ving, but his sister Ling was kind of a bitch. Eventually, Ling told me that he hated his name, and he wanted to change it. I asked him, ""What do you want to change your name to?"" and he said ""Lee. You know, like Bruce Lee?"" Ling overheard, and chimed in, saying that their father would disown him if he changed his name. One day, Ving decided he had …