Brother Timmy Jokes

Little Timmy and his father are walking in the park. Timmy sees two dogs humping, and says, ""Dad, what are they doing?"" His father looks and says, ""Oh, they're making a puppy."" Later that night, Timmy walks into his parents' room and sees mom and dad going at it, and says ""Dad, what are you doing??"" His Dad says, ""Oh, we're making you a baby brother."" Timmy says, ""Well flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy""

2 little brothers wanted to make mommy mad. Little Kyle is 4 years old and his brother Timmy is 3. Kyle says "Hey, Timmy. Want to make mommy mad?" "Sure! How?" Timmy says. Kyle tells him "We gotta say a bad word, I'll say a 4 letter word since I'm 4. You have to say one that's 3 letters." "OK! This sounds like fun!" said Timmy. The 2 boys proceed downstairs for breakfast, and see their mommy getting ready for work. "OK, Kyle what do you want for breakfast?" Their mommy says. He replies "I'll…

Little Jimmy goes to church. Little Jimmy goes to church on Sunday. There, he runs into the priest. The priest says, "Good morning Jimmy!" Jimmy: "Good morning, Father." Priest: "Tell me Jimmy, how is your brother Timmy doing these days?" Jimmy: "Well Father, Timmy is crippled you know? And just the other day Father, Timmy came to the church, took holy water and rubbed it on his right leg and threw his crutch away!" Priest: "Oh my God, a miracle in my church! We are blessed by God! …