Little Jimmy goes to church. Little Jimmy goes to church on Sunday. There, he runs into the priest. The priest says, "Good morning Jimmy!" Jimmy: "Good morning, Father." Priest: "Tell me Jimmy, how is your brother Timmy doing these days?" Jimmy: "Well Father, Timmy is crippled you know? And just the other day Father, Timmy came to the church, took holy water and rubbed it on his right leg and threw his crutch away!" Priest: "Oh my God, a miracle in my church! We are blessed by God! Then what happened?" Jimmy: "Well Father, then he took holy water, rubbed it on his left leg and threw his other crutch away!" Priest: "Praise Jesus! This is truly a miracle in my church! God is great! Then what happened, Jimmy?" Jimmy: "Well Father then he fell on his ass, he's crippled you know?" This is my grandpa's favorite joke to tell. I think I've heard it at least 30 times. He likes to tell the joke with Jimmy having a lisp. Couldn't really figure out how to translate that to typing.