Brother So Jokes

A man is lost in the dessert for weeks and meets a hippo... ""Hey Hippo, would you tell me where the Great river Nile is?"" The Hippo answers: ""I don't know, let me go ask my brother."" So the hippo leaves and the man waits around for weeks dying of hunger and thirst. After a month of suffering he sees two hippos coming on the horizon. ""So?"" he asks. ""Well man, this is my brother, he also doesn't know where the Great Nile is, but we came back to beat you up.""

A cop pulls over his pastor when he notices him swerving... As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat. Officer says, "brother, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?" "No sir, why would you ask that?" "Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you." "Oh, that's just holy water." "OK brother. So why is it in a bag?" "Well, that is to protect it from the suns rays." "Mind if I take a sip?" "Not at all." As the o…