Brother Sam Jokes

When he was 16 Sam felt the Lord calling him so he joined the local monastery. He took the vows of celibacy, poverty, and obedience. For the next 50 years his job was to make bibles, printing them and binding them by hand. After 50 years of devotion he was ready to retire so the head monk organized a diner for Sam the next evening. As they talked about the diner the head monk asked if at any time Brother Sam had any doubts about what he did for the past 50 years. Brother Sam replied "well,…

There was once this monastery in a small, remote town. One day, they find a baby in a basket left on their doorstep. A monk takes the baby in, and calls him Sam. The other monks raise Sam as one of their own. These monks would regularly perform in choirs at the monastery, and at church services and events. They had many young boys in the choir with them, but they quickly found that Sam had a great gift. Something about his singing was powerful, otherworldly and divine. Many shed a tear at the …