Religious joke for Easter
Brother John entered the “Monastery of Silence” and the Abbott said, “Brother, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you wish, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Brother John lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbott said to him: “Brother John, you have been here 5 years now. You may speak two words.”
Brother John said, “Hard Bed.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Abbott said. “We will get you a better bed.”
After …